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pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via stability)

— 3 days ago with 322489 notes
acihdic:

"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka" "I had a headache"

acihdic:

"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka" "I had a headache"

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— 1 week ago with 10548 notes